Trying to tell a funny story while explaining every detail, but getting lost in all your thoughts, so it ends up as a novel that no one cares about hearing.

This is just uncomfortable, especially when you have nothing left to say to them.

Saying goodbye to someone and ending up walking away in the same direction.

When someone says, 'Happy birthday!” and you reply, “You too!” I mean, at least you tried to be sociable.

'Oh, you're not talking to me? Well I wasn't talking to you either, OK, bye.'

Replying to someone who is on the phone but you think they are talking to you.

Now they have to either fast-pace it or high-tail their butt to the door.

Holding the door open for someone who is a long distance away, which forces them to run over.

Nothing like breaking your phone, or ya know, hitting the person running behind you with it and your dignity.

Running on the treadmill and dropping your phone so it shoots off behind you into the next treadmill.

I swear I'm not broke, I really do have money.

Having your credit card be declined when there is an entire line of customers behind you waiting to check out.

You best be un-liking that picture pretty damn quick before they get notified.

When you’re primetime stalking and you accidentally double-tap an Instagram image from 45 weeks ago.

If your friends don't tell you this, then they are not your true friends.

Having food in your teeth and no one tells you.

Hope you liked my twerk session by myself.

Dancing in your room by yourself while someone is secretly watching you.

Making ugly faces at yourself in the mirror and someone walks in.

But if you were to look at yourself outside of your own body, you'd definitely be like, 'Why the hell am I so weird?'

Playing DJ and having the next choice of music be an emotional, old, humiliating song that you secretly love but everyone judges you for.

Like really, do I have to hunt my desk down or can I just pretend my name's 'Mark' for the rest of the semester and sit right here? Especially when there are hundreds of kids in your class.

Trying to search for your name tag on all of the desks.

on August 1 and stayed at the Marriott Hotel?' 'Oh how was your time in Florida when you arrived at 4:36 p.m.

Mentioning something to someone that no one actually told you, but you discovered on your own via stalking their social media.

Then you have to awkwardly turn back around and try and find your class again.

eyes pick and choose where I should go whenever they please. Even sometimes I know where my real classroom is, but my sleepy, 7:45 a.m.

Going and physically sitting in the wrong classroom.

The entire time they are talking you're not even listening, just trying to remember their name.

Forgetting someone's name who you are in a conversation with.

The awkward eye contact you make with someone after walking out of a smelly bathroom because you know they hold you responsible for the stench.

Sneezing in a crowded room and not a single person says “bless you.” But then, of course, the next person who sneezes gets like 10 bless-yous and that's just not right.

Forget awkwardly waving to someone you don't know, imagine going up to them and physically touching them.

Hugging someone from behind because you think you know them, but it's actually just their non-related twin that is a complete stranger.

(My best advice: Keep waving and act like you were waving to someone behind them so no one else sees.)

Waving to someone and they don’t see you.

Then you awkwardly wake from your trance-like state and realize how creepy you are.

Staring blankly at someone's face and not even realizing.

Even more embarrassing than tripping going up the stairs, I'd say. Something so simple like walking up the stairs can turn into a nightmare. (Even though the sign clearly states 'pull' right in front of your face.)

Pushing doors that are meant to be pulled.

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